Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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