He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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