it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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