He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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