I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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