i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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