The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
