We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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