Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm bleeding and have questions
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