sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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