How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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