okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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