You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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