We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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