Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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