No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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