I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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