do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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