He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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