Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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