This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How naked do you want me to be?
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