i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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