Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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