why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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