Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I love you. Go after that dick
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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