it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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