I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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