So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
