Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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