...so i touched it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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