i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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