3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
