spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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