Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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