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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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