i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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