And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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