D3 body, D1 cock
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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