none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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