i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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