pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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