god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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