Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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