She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
