Whod you bang
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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