yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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