Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Are we still banned from the library?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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