I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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