Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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