There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's blow job season.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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